Kampfer - 06 November 5
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「Heimkehr ～敵か味方か～」 (Teki ka Mikata ka)
“Homecoming ~Friend or Foe~”
Natsuru my boy, you are so screwed. Shizuku’s in your dreams now; there’s no escaping her deadly lips anymore! Just give in and let her ravish your body like there’s no tomorrow. You’ll learn to like it soon enough.
You just know he’s in trouble when a fantasy about his beloved Kaede can get derailed by Shizuku. Ah, such is the power of the seductive student council president. She’s admittedly a cougar who prefers younger boys because of their inexperience too! Anyway, I doubt Natsuru will ever forget about how he had to compensate by giving up his first kiss, but seriously, does he even want to? He’d have to be outright gay in a non-yuri kind of way if he wants to wipe this from his memory. Funny thing is, he could’ve been two-for-two this week after getting dragged into the “Something Like a Maid Cafe” with her master Kaede asking for a kiss. With Shizuku helping him out, how the hell did he say no? Instead, he asks Kaede for anything but that and settles on accompanying her for the day. Okay, I take it back. Maybe he is that kind of gay. I agree with Shizuku, this cafe sure has some shitty service.
The outrage doesn’t end there though. Not only did he deprive himself of Kaede’s succulent lips and tongue, Natsuru didn’t seem to enjoy Mikoto’s full out, childhood friend, “do you want dinner, a bath, or me?” apron-only appearance. I don’t know about you guys, but I doubt I’d be able to turn Mikoto away if she willingly gave me this kind of service. She has that bubbly attitude and isn’t the least bit shy around around her childhood friend. What more could you ask for? Somewhere not too far off in SoraOto land, I just know Tomoki’s rolling over in his grave at the sight of this, having been killed by a deadly karate chop. Repulsed, I’m sure Tomoki would tell Natsuru, “you make me sick.”
Speaking of which, the hormone-raging fallout of the previous episode kind of stole the thunder from Mikoto’s appearance as a red Kampfer. While we did get to see her try to mess Natsuru up and cut him to bits, I’m actually relieved they were able to get everyone’s true identities cleared up right away. At the halfway point of the series, the last thing I’d want to see now is them continuing under the pretense that they’re enemies and using a couple of episodes to resolve that. Instead, I’m more interested in the talk Shizuku brought up about Kaede’s zoumotsu animals and how they all become Messengers. Seeing as Kaede is completely oblivious to all the Kampfer stuff even after Shizuku hinted at all the details (more like described Natsuru in impeccable detail), I’m curious as to how this lovestruck lesbian is the harbinger of Kampfer death.
That said, the other thing I didn’t want to see is Natsuru in a maid outfit when he’s a guy, even if it marks the first time he’s able to control his transformation ability. I didn’t need to see that, nor did Mikoto for that matter. So with another Kampfer, we also have another Messenger. This time it’s Chissoku Narainu, who the characters will be the first to tell you sounds just like Noto Mamiko. Well I’ll be damned, it does! On that note, some of the other maids in the episode sounded like Mizuki Nana too! Nana can welcome me home and call me master all she wants. In textbook scripted fashion, Natsuru was victimized as an easy cash grab again; however, he’s in store for a real treat now that Kaede has asked him to spend a night at her place to make up for taking off on her earlier. Why am I so convinced this will just be another missed opportunity though? Damn you Senou Natsuru. Damn you. You are a disgrace to men everywhere!
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subzeroX at 7:15 pm on November 5th, 2009
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envyitachi89 at 7:20 pm on November 5th, 2009
Oh wow, i must say this show is getting kinda pointless now
divine at 7:23 pm on November 5th, 2009
Hmm, why would you say that? We just had the addition of another one of the key characters. :\
Phosphatide at 7:27 pm on November 5th, 2009
Gaaahhhh, naked apron.
Krlcss at 7:31 pm on November 5th, 2009
Out of curiosity, to those who have read both the manga and light novels, are these episodes following either closely? Or is this going in a completely different direction then the two?
leo at 7:44 pm on November 5th, 2009
dam just dam
bakabakashi at 7:46 pm on November 5th, 2009
weird as shit!!!! epic flop…
Sailor Enlil at 7:46 pm on November 5th, 2009
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Kampfer/Kampfer%20-%2006%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Kampfer/Kampfer%20-%2006%20-%20Large%2035.jpg
Sorry Natsuru, you don’t a good Maid Guy make XD. Leave that role to this guy:
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/2008/04/05/kamen-no-maid-guy-01/
Ninja Penguin at 7:55 pm on November 5th, 2009
With 3 girls trying to get into his pants, Natsuru should just forget about Sakura the harbinger of kampfer doom and go for the harem ending.
Kaminakun at 7:56 pm on November 5th, 2009
Natsuru is a disgrace to all men everywhere indeed. He should use this chance to create his own harem!
Ninja Penguin at 7:57 pm on November 5th, 2009
Hmm…why did I call Kaede Sakura? Must drink less
pierce at 9:00 pm on November 5th, 2009
Oh my, Shizuku is just too hawt!!!
Sugisaki Ken from Seitokai no Ichizon could have easily obtained his harem ending if he were Natsuru.
divine at 9:05 pm on November 5th, 2009
Ninja Penguin:
I guess because Sakura is her last name and Kaede is her first? =)
Pw3age at 9:05 pm on November 5th, 2009
@Kaminakun
he could probably do it too. what a waste of an opportunity.
on a side note, I really wanta catch up now
Megas at 9:47 pm on November 5th, 2009
Natsuru is NOT a man, let alone a boy. I don’t know WTF he is, & don’t care either. If this series wasn’t so terrible, maybe I would want to figure out just WTH its about. All I see is 4 weirdos trying to get in an even weirder boy/girl’s pants/skirt…
BTW, I don’t know why yall say he don’t have a harem yet. I never had more than 2 girls at once so I wouldn’t know what a harem felt like - BUT, if what he has right now isn’t a harem, I don’t know WTH is
Panzerkampfwagen at 9:50 pm on November 5th, 2009
@Pierce: yes, Sakura is her surname, ad Kaede is her first name. Asia type is surname is the first while “first name” is the last.
Necross at 9:52 pm on November 5th, 2009
Tomoki and Sugisaki would abuse this position to no end if they were in it. Seriously, Natsuru acts like he’s gay and is repulsed at seductive advances… Instead of having him turn back into a guy, he just stay as a women.
illu at 9:53 pm on November 5th, 2009
If I recall correctly, in the manga Mikoto uses guns, like Akane… the anime seems a little bit different….
jeffng9 at 9:56 pm on November 5th, 2009
hell yeah i envy him!
Shizuku is hot stuff :3
Ninja Penguin at 10:12 pm on November 5th, 2009
My bad, confused the surname and forename (drinking red wine didn’t help either) as I beleive Sakura can also be used as a forename.
Damn Japanese is confusing! At least in English it wouldn’t work to have a boy and a girl with the same name. Imagine meeting a girl who introduced herself as Steve, I’d be running away at high speed.