NEEDLESS ED - Get Your Kleenex Ready July 3
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Mouse over screenshots for captions
“For when you blow your wad, man.”
In before the rest of the world gets into a clusterfuck over this one. Perhaps the most staggering sequence ever conceived, the NEEDLESS ED emcompasses all major fetishes readily identifyable in anime today, and does it with such alacrity and accuracy it raises issues of whether this was done by an army of otaku voting on their top fetishes, or if it was the work of a single catastrophically brilliant mind so far past perverted that he has unquestionably become one with the fetish hive-mind. Unafraid, unabashed, confident and comprehensive - such is the nature of the images portrayed by this ED, performed so enthusiastically and passionately by three deliciously unique nubiles one has no choice but to just sit back and sigh in titillated euphoria.
Such a quality production is in stark contrast with the actual episode, which does an impressive job of pushing a distinctive style reminiscent of Gurren Lagann, but is for the most part an exercise in generic action and on the whole “I’m just here to watch the ED”.
In particular the attention to feet and kissing is worth mention as both are currently underappreciated traits but clearly on the rise. The prevalence of ankles and feet in recent moe-standard show K-ON!, together with the emphasis on deep kissing in sis-con instaboner anime Kiss x Sis are definitive examples of the rising trend, and this ED charmingly provides an extensive progress check from which we can recalibrate our attentions and refocus our energies on the necessary aspects of character design.
I’ve likely missed out on many of the alternate fetishes in the screenshot captions - I implore my fellow brothers in arms to kindly point them out to me. Onward, brave soldiers!!
Ninja PiG at 12:58 am on July 3rd, 2009
First!
SirHellsing420 at 12:59 am on July 3rd, 2009
OMFG WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?
God~Knows~ at 1:06 am on July 3rd, 2009
Fuck
what kinda shit crawled out of the dumpster this time?
filphil at 1:06 am on July 3rd, 2009
Wow. lol
Chihiro at 1:08 am on July 3rd, 2009
This…is..full……of win…
Palvati at 1:13 am on July 3rd, 2009
Good thing airing Yuri and Yaoi have not been banned yet
Rawrlawl at 1:14 am on July 3rd, 2009
At first I though the Setsuna girl was a guy
Rawrlawl at 1:15 am on July 3rd, 2009
At first I thought the Setuna girl was a guy o_O
divine at 1:15 am on July 3rd, 2009
42 screenshots for one and a half minutes! GOD DAMN jaalin!
jaalin at 1:17 am on July 3rd, 2009
the amount of screenshots i take is based on the density of scenes, not length - hence the 24 shots for k-on 13, hence the 42 for needless ED
napen at 1:22 am on July 3rd, 2009
now that’s funny, the comments
N97 at 1:32 am on July 3rd, 2009
Set for my FireFox home page
GS at 1:37 am on July 3rd, 2009
Its mind-bangingly random…
ZED at 1:40 am on July 3rd, 2009
LOL
I certainly wasn’t expecting that MADhouse (famous for all their GAR titles)would produce a show like this..
Anyway, it looks good.. I’m going to give it a try
GhostNPC at 1:40 am on July 3rd, 2009
I hope one day they’ll make an engaging story out of this genre.
Meery at 1:52 am on July 3rd, 2009
Collarbones are underrepresented. Shame.
Anony at 1:53 am on July 3rd, 2009
whats this i dont even
Avenger at 1:57 am on July 3rd, 2009
Jaalin, you prove once more that you are a dictionary of fetishes
Rinyal at 2:03 am on July 3rd, 2009
Is it just me or is screen 36 totally a ripe off of Hatsune Miku’s song “World is Mine”? I mean even the pose is almost the same. ┐(´ー｀)┌
relentlessflame at 2:05 am on July 3rd, 2009
In shot 38 there, they list the OP/ED animation credits, and it looks like the whole ED is being credited to just two animators? They sure had a field day with this one. ^^;