Training With Hinako! OVA - 01 April 25
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Summary
Boobs. Boobs boobs boobs boobs. Boobs… boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs?! BOOBS!!!!! BOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBS
Thoughts
Uhh thoughts? Erm… abuh… ehm, mmm. BOOBS HEHEHEHHEHEHE
But seriously, to have any sort of coherent thoughts kinda defeats the point of the whole thing.
Training with Hinako is some sort of workout video targeted at otaku, and takes full advantage of the “spectator sport” nature of aerobics. It’s another example of the increasing market of anime-inspired products targeting the voracious and seemingly bottomless wallets of the otaku population, which is perfectly alright with me, cuz this video is all kinds of awesome. It’s a lot like hentai in the sense that you’re supposed to get entranced by the repetitive motion (lot of gif potential here), and uh… boobs.
Boobs? BOOBS!!
Err, sorry. Anyways, Hinako is in some amazing physical shape, being able to do 12 push-ups with those monstrous sandbags holding her down. Imagine the back muscles on this girl!
The ED scenes were a bit confusing as they’re completely different from what the OVA was about, but if it’s any sort of preview for what we’re going to be seeing later on… maybe do crunches and sexy lunges in the cock-pit of their spaceship.
Boobs.
vio55555 at 12:13 am on April 25th, 2009
Why hello thar? Boobs.
xero at 12:13 am on April 25th, 2009
One word : Boobs!
Mailru at 12:13 am on April 25th, 2009
Mmmm, boobs.
O____O at 12:16 am on April 25th, 2009
Oppai!!
Lelouch at 12:22 am on April 25th, 2009
Sweet mother of pearl…o_o
bob at 12:23 am on April 25th, 2009
dude BOOBS!!!!!!!!
Gummi at 12:25 am on April 25th, 2009
Is this from some anime series or is this just one short boob ova.
n3rf at 12:27 am on April 25th, 2009
What did all that accomplish? :\
Awaken at 12:29 am on April 25th, 2009
This can only be AWESOME!!! I need to find this.
Meer at 12:29 am on April 25th, 2009
Bosoms.
I guess there will be many-a-person losing some weight tonight! Albeit through rigorous use of their bodies by other means. o_O
magnumslinger at 12:33 am on April 25th, 2009
What is it with big boobs? I don’t find them attractive.
Her lower part and cute face however, are another story.
Killjoy at 12:45 am on April 25th, 2009
I don’t see how this is gonna get otaku’s inspired to exercise. While I think it’s cleraly fappable content, it is 100% fluff on exercise authority. I think this is a case study in how to sabotage your spine.
Breasts that large weigh maybe 5 pounds each, but rather than strengthen they would be a strain on her back and neck muscles. Worse, the fatigue build-up in her neck causes strain on her cervical vertebrae. This video sends a terrible message to girls too, because she’s not using a sports bra, much less a bra. Ask any RL girl if she would go one day without a bra, provided her breasts are sizable. Gravity is their enemy. Not to discount downtimes when they gotta “breath” but otherwise they are a day-to-day necessity.
Worse, Hinako’s encouraging sit-ups which are clinically proven to injure the back by hyper curving the the lumbar vertebrae into a position that crushes the discs. Also the only major muscle situps work are the hip-flexors. Instead, with a little research (and believe me this would have been much more entertaining… jiggle jiggle) the production team could have worked Hinako through a small regimen of abdominal workouts using an exercise ball.
If Hinako Ova aimed to be educational and arousing at the same time, then it hit-and-missed to turn a phrase. Then again, it might just get points on sexual health’s score chart instead giggity.
RyougaZell at 12:45 am on April 25th, 2009
boobs… lolz
Sammy at 12:47 am on April 25th, 2009
You live up to your name, Killjoy. Instructive and valuable message all the same, thanks!
Ars Technica at 12:47 am on April 25th, 2009
Way to do the site proud.
roggle at 12:53 am on April 25th, 2009
Now this is the proper mindset to take when watching a Queen’s Blade episode.
Meery at 12:56 am on April 25th, 2009
Sooo, which one will be the DFC OVA?
Killjoy at 12:58 am on April 25th, 2009
I just watched the video to atleast give it a chance. To not be a complete ass, the squats were actually a good exercise, and push-ups are fine, but you can get more out of your torso by doing pushups with your hands propped on large text-books or something else to drop lower.
Otherwise, Sit-ups and no bra. I get who this is aimed at, that doesn’t mean girls aren’t going to watch (and it serves my point when you realize what the sex is of the 2nd person Hinako’s talking to).
KokWeng at 12:58 am on April 25th, 2009
..bob .. boob … boooob . ..
Killjoy at 1:10 am on April 25th, 2009
Hey Roggle, if I were to go into watching a Queen’s Blade episode with this mindset, the only muscle I’d be preparing to exercise is my wrist flexor if you know what I mean giggity.